Mally has been with the club since its inception a genuine old boy who played under the likes of Tashy Wishard and Shep back in the day. After a couple of spells away he found his love for it again early last season and hasnt looked back. A midfileder/ forward with genuine quality and an evil shot on him, he wins alot of headers too for a small man. This all accompanied by a delightful range of passing from both feet. Mally is a natural leader on the pitch encouraging the team for 90 minutes and always knows how to get the best out of others. His undoubted quality on the pitch is matched by his crack in the dressing room and the pub along with others he is a huge factor in the team spirit the club has built over the last 12 months and is always a hugely noticable miss when he can't be there. Mally was deservedly voted player of the season last year and given goal of the season (I think there would of been riots by him if he didnt get it) with a fabulous left foot volley against Quarrington Hill in which he shouted "That's goal of the season" as soon as he hit it. Mally is co contributer to our new fanzine "Lionel Richie's in the car" soon to be released. Mally loves the fancy dress and has come out with some beauties recently including Banaman and a huge parrot. Mally is an integral part of this club, Loves Loves a Pint, Jaiger the lot and has the worst farts in the world i always gag on them in the dressing room.
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